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Only days until retirement eligibility for Jimmy Havran!!!!!
The Official AntiPostal Song...

Roll Over Ben Franklin
(Sung to the tune of Roll Over Beethoven)

I’m gonna mail a little letter. Gonna put on it a nine-digit zip.
It costs thirty-nine cents just to send it along on it’s trip.
Roll over Ben Franklin. I gotta hear it again today.

The 204-b’s cursin', and the boss is blowin' a fuse
My route’s backin’ up higher, and the DPS is just a big ruse’
Roll over Ben Franklin, and tell our patrons the bad news.

I gotta go to the bathroom. I need to take a quick little pee.
But even just to do that, I hafta sneak past the 204-b.
Roll over Ben Franklin, it’ll be 2010 when I’m free.

(Chorus)
Well if you feel you like it
Well get your hamper and push and pull it
drag it around our parking lot,
just dump it over and scream and shout it
think it over.
Roll over Ben Franklin
I gotta hear it again today.

a casin’ eighteen and eight, oh
Well early in the mornin'
I'm a givin' you the warnin'
Don't you step on my green tagged shoes
Hey, Mrs. Krass, gonna walk on your grass
Ain't got no time to lose.
Roll over Ben Franklin our management has no clues.

(Chorus)

You know he looks like a madman
Walks like he’s stuck in reverse.
We got a crazy postman,
oughta hear 'em swear and curse.
Long as he's on the route
service will only get worse.

Roll over Ben Franklin
Roll over Ben Franklin, Roll over Ben Franklin
Roll over Ben Franklin’ Roll over Ben Franklin
tell the postmaster our views.

(Chorus)

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" A little bit of truth in nearly every story."

PostAge is an online newspaper about the work life of employees at one small station in the United States Postal Business.

PostAge features the very finest in yellow journalism. It's neurotica... read it... your brain will spin and you'll shake your head.

PostAge...where the humor is so subtle it's not even funny.

Enter PostAge
(at your own risk of course)

AntiPostal History

The origin of AntiPostal can be traced back to January of 1996 and the founding of a monthly newsletter about the daily mishaps and misfortunes of employees of the small branch office of the United States Postal Service located in Bay Village, Ohio. Originally published under the beguiling name of "The Monthly Freedom-Observer", the newsletter went online late in the 1990's and it soon became obvious the name needed changing to more accurately reflect content. "PostAge" was chosen as the new name and "AntiPostal" became the Internet host. PostAge has stories that are more relative to the specific audience of the Bay Village workforce, though the general public and more certainly other postal employees will find a laugh or two scattered throughout. AntiPostal is more generic and it's appeal is to a far broader readership. In fact, some of the hair-pulling stories may well explain the disgruntled attitude of the stamp selling clerk as you wait in line at your local post office or discover the tattered mail frantically crammed down your mail slot by your long gone postal mailman.

Favorite Links

Death Clock What could be better than knowing exactly when you'll
stop sucking air? MY personal date of death... Thursday, May 17, 2029.

Erratic Writer (under construction)
More Me!!! Can't get enough of me? Stand in line! Plus my family Web Page.

HomeSpun Internet Enterprises Featuring expert professional web page design
(unless you want your page to look like this), digital photography,
eBay experts, custom graphics and virtually all your virtual needs.

Pen Pals Now Just the best pen pal site on the Internet. Easy search and browse tabs to help you quickly find the right pen pal. ***NEW!!!*** To see naked or semi-naked photos of some of my pen pals, click this link! Pen Pals Naked!!!

Where's George? Where exactly DOES your money go?
Find out how to find out where at Where's George!

Wickman's Warriors Cleveland Indians' Official Fan Club of Tribe closer Bob Wickman. Voted "Best Fan Club Web Site" by PostAge Magazine. All proceeds generously donated to Cleveland Indians Charities. Some graphics done by yours truly! And by the way, nice job, Joe.


Lawn Mower Fund Drive


Goal: $7630.00
Raised: $47.30
Needed: $7582.70

We could really use a new quality lawn mower here on the grounds of AntiPostal International Headquarters. You can make this dream a reality by contributing generously to the lawn mower fund drive. Send cash, checks, money orders, gold or silver coins or bullion, negotiable bonds, high-yielding stocks, interest-bearing certificates of deposit, land deeds or titles or safety deposit box keys to:

Jimmy Havran
3725 Nash Road
Collins, OH 44826


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